Don't you just want to dive right into your friendly, neighborhood McDonalds right now? No? But don't you want to enjoy one of their specialty items, a Big Mac, a double layer of sear-sizzled 100% pure beef mingled with special sauce on a sesame seed bun and topped with melty American cheese, crisp lettuce, minced onions and tangy pickles for today? Or how about one of their $5 20 piece Chicken McNuggets. The Chicken McNuggets are made with USDA-inspected white meat. They're tempura battered and cooked to golden perfection. Step up the fun with your choice of their delectable dipping sauces. Still not satisfied? Hit yourself up with some deserts! McFlurries, milkshakes, soft-serve ice cream, cookies, pies, sundaes, parfaits, oh my. Not to your tastes? Well, how about their selection of coffee and smoothies for your day? Still not ready? Take McDonald's all new breakfast menu, filled with all of your favorite surprises. If you still don't want the menu, go for their friendly customer service. They'll be sure to have you escorted outside.