Favorite Pet

My favorite pet of them all is the nobel doge.

Cat vs Dogs

The noble dog has been companion to man thoughout the ages as hunting vessels, compatriots, and drug searchers. Dogs are much more versatile than the other side of ~~cats~~ because they don't care about what you do. Recent studies have shown 90% of cats want to kill you, but they are just too small to do so. How do you feel about cats now? Dogs won't try to kill you, not on purpose at least. They emphasize with you and they will yawn when you yawn.

but the truth is is that they are just biding their time

Second Best, I guess.

The mink is an extraordinary creature that not only can eat mostly everything but also can be extrememly flexible. It's playful as a pet and just runs around, scurrying about. They would seem like an awesome pet to have just because of how adorable it is. I think it's low maintenence, but it seems fun regardless.

Canaries and Birds

Make sure you bring one when going into an abandoned mineshaft. It's always watching.